Let’s have some fun,
How many of us still have all the nudes out partners gave us over the years? Jeez digital camera technology has made it so easy to take AND keep them. Or, worse, share them.
Speaking of which: ladies and gentlemen… if you’re gonna take digital pictures of yourself in the nude, assuming that it’ll never get deleted and it’ll always exist… possibly for someone to use against you. If that’s something you can live with, fine… but, you gotta keep that in mind.
That said, I do not have ANY nudes from my ex’s. They… were all… uh… destroyed. Yes. Yes, that’s what totally happened. They were destroyed when… uh… when… …OH! When a dragon flew over my house… and… …and it took my hard drives with all of my ex’s nudes on them. There we go. Yeah, the dragon too it because it was a dragon that likes to hoard hard drives. But then the dragon burped and spewed fire and burned the hard drive and my collection of ex’s nudes were all deleted because the fire had magnetic properties which wiped the hard drive clean. So yeah, no need to worry, any of my Ex’s who read this (or any future girlfriends who just happen to be reading this as well) I don’t own any nudes of you so you don’t need to ask to make sure. It’s ok, you can trust me. 🙂